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peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

peanutbutterandsquats:

lilyredneck:

dut-dut-goose:

queenofferrets:

juzanotherblog:

new bra from victoria secret! :) 

A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:

“Lettuce fuck.” 

I graduate in three days, I pay my own bills, I have a car, and I’m reading fanfiction about a lettuce bra.

It has a little lettuce bow.

I’ve been laughing for 7 minutes oh my god

(Source: justinbiebergoth)

(Source: roosterhunter)

thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

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omg her peace sign lowering in shame

ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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(Source: casualmalexlfan)

shitpeoplesayintf2:

i just traded with this guy and it was like an out-of-body experience
one refined or zero refined
one refined or bye

shitpeoplesayintf2:

i just traded with this guy and it was like an out-of-body experience

one refined or zero refined

one refined or bye

12345lilykins:

It makes me sad when I think about all the hipster bloggers who don’t get to see all the Dancing Jensens.

12345lilykins:

It makes me sad when I think about all the hipster bloggers who don’t get to see all the Dancing Jensens.

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(Source: ohmypeanutbutter)

dutchster:

i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins

dustyoldroses:

mbt1991:

crikeydave:

neilcicierega:

You may say I’m a dreamer

but the media men beg to differ

I should be angry by this. But for some reason I’m not. Have I finally obtained the rare and elusive “sense of humor”? 

Oh my fucking god.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

bigblackfilmer:

yukikame:

hentaimonogatari:

jesuxxx:

pussy attack

death by pussy.

the most heavenly way to die

Pussy so clean it steam pressed a nigga.

puffymind:

best scene ever

(Source: fymodernfamily)

charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY

(Source: sidnugget)

datsenseofhumor:

beyoncevevo:

U KNOW HE DEAD

yeeeeeee

(Source: gotitforcheap)